Posted by: Ariel | September 24, 2014

“Song Ideas for Paisley #1-4”

(to the tune of “Maria”)

Hopsy doodly daisy hooply dumpling
The biggest and littlest bunny in the town
Is Hopsy doodly daisy hooply dumpling
She’s big, she’s round, she lives on the ground
She’s flat, she’s small, she’s not very tall

Hopsy doodly daisy hooply dumpling
The biggest and littlest bunny of them all
Is Hopsy doodly daisy hooply dumpling
She likes to jump, she likes to fall
The happier the girl, the higher the twirl

Hopsy doodly daisy hooply dumpling
The biggest and littlest bunny in the worrrrrrld
It’s hopsy doodly daisy hoop-e-ly dumpling
The smartest and softest rottentail girl
What a bun!

* * *

(in a rich, booming timbre)

Behold, el floppo

The master of the flop

The one that time forgot

El floppo

* * *

(to the tune of “Gangnam Style”)

Heyyyyyy, little bunny

Hop, hop, hop, hop hop

Hopping Paisley style

* * *

Don’t forget about your bunny when you’re playing a game

Always give her hay so she remains the same

Happy healthy bunny that she was when you met

Remember little haysley, don’t forget

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